The Wolf And The Dog
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2:46 AM
Once a wolf met a very thin and bony dog. Although he did not like such food, but because he was hungry, he decided to eat the dog. ...
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The Old Woman And The Physician
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2:44 AM
An one woman having lost the use of her eyes, called a doctor to heal them. She made a bargain with him in the presence of witness...
Wizard from outer space
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11:16 AM
What do you call a wizard from outer space? A flying sorcerer! In stories, a 'sorcerer' is a man with magic...
Witches and pointy hats
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11:16 AM
Why do witches wear pointy black hats? To keep their pointy heads warm! Witches wear pointy hats. 'Pointy' ...
Underground tunnels
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11:15 AM
Who invented underground tunnels? A mole! A mole is a small creature that lives underground.
Triceratops
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11:15 AM
What does Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom! The 'top' of your body is from your shoulders to your wai...
The world's biggest spider
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11:15 AM
Where does the world’s biggest spider live? On the World Wide Web! A 'web' can be a spider's web, and i...
The ocean and the penguin
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11:14 AM
What did the ocean say to the penguin? Nothing, it just waved! The word 'wave' has two meanings in English....
Squeaky computer
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11:14 AM
Why did the computer squeak? Somebody hit the mouse. The word 'mouse' has two meanings in English - a '...
Spider on the computer
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11:14 AM
What was the spider doing on the computer? He was searching the web! Spiders make webs, like the one you can see ...
Spaceships
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11:13 AM
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors! When you park your car in a city, you sometimes hav...
Sleeping dragons
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11:13 AM
Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights! A long time ago, knights were men who wore metal cl...
Skeleton party
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11:12 AM
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with! No body = he doesn't have a body Nobody...
Sheep with no legs
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11:12 AM
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud! Clouds in the sky sometimes look like sheep!
Sheep with a kangaroo
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11:11 AM
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! A sheep is woolly, which means it has 'w...
Round orange
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11:11 AM
What's orange and goes round and round? A carrot on ice skates! Carrots are orange and they probably wouldn...
Reindeer
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11:11 AM
Why do reindeer wear fur coats? Because they look stupid in anoraks! Fur coats and anoraks are types of jackets tha...
Red in a corner
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11:10 AM
What's red and sits in a corner? A very naughty strawberry! 'Naughty' is a word which means badly behav...
Red
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11:10 AM
What's red and goes up and down? A strawberry in a lift! A high building usually has a 'lift' to take p...
Octopus
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11:09 AM
What is an octopus? An eight-legged cat! In English, another word for cat is 'pussy cat'. You can shorten i...
